Elijah
Artist | Student | Literature

United States

My Life Story:
I'm a banana who was given life through a crazy hobo's meth lab failure. I grew up in a prison with convicted sex offenders, and now I write fanfiction about technicolored ponies.
I am good at cooking. Except cereal. God damn cereal...

And I'm entirly insane.

I also love to RP, so if you want to do some MLP RP, note me, and I'll check out your OC to see if I'm interested.

Personal quote: "Holy Shit! Where are my pants?"


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Dragons FTW!

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put this on your page if you have joined The Black Parade

And also ponies! Lotsandlots of ponies!


My Little Pony Personality Test!
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime

PLZ accounts made by me:


Email me at Elijah1129@gmail.com
Twitter at Elijah1129

STAMPS!
NIRVANA:
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EDDSWORLD:
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PONIES:


FURRY:
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MISCELLANEOUS:


VIDEO GAMES


CONTROVERSY AND SHIT LIKE THAT:
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MOOSIC:
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MENTAL:


SUCK:

www.99e99.com/elijah/