"I think we're lost."
"We're not lost just... taking a scenic detour!"
"You're holding the map upside down."
"Your face is upside down!"
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
"Um, excuse me? Do you know the way to Canterlot Palace?"
Pewdie and Luna stopped arguing and looked down at the little filly. She was blue and had a british accent. "I'm here to deliver Princess Celestia news on the going ons in Trottingham."
"Oh, yes. The palace is right over there." Luna pointed out the palace, and the little filly trotted away. Then, it dawned on her.
"We haven't even left Canterlot yet."
Pewdiepie grinned sheepishly, then the two continued on their adventure, heading off down the mountain.
Rarity awoke one fine morning, took a shower, found her hairbrush with relative ease, and styled her hair. She made herself some breakfast, and then sat down at her table, where Derpy sat, holding a muffin.
"EEEK! Derpy! Don't scare me like that!"
Derpy smiled. "Terribly sorry, Miss Rarity, but I must ask you a favour. I set my dear friend Ian up with one of my friends, but that troublemaker, Felix-"
"Sorry, Pewdiepie, seems intent on destroying her and her kind. Now, I know you are the element of generosity, so would you kindly donate some of your time to help me save their relationship?"
Rarity was trapped, and Derpy knew it. THere was no way should could resist the call of helping true love. Derpy just wouldn't tell her it was a barrel that was the girl in question they were saving.
"Well, of course I will help! Anything for..." Rairty became starry-eyed "...love."
Derpy grinned her evil grin, and took a bite of the muffin. "Excellent. Let us go on and see if Fluttershy agrees, yes?"
Pewdiepie and Luna had been trekking down the mountain for almost two days. "I sure hope we aren't lost again, remember the time when that happened?"
Pewdie sighed. "Yes, Luna, it was just a day ago."
"We're almost out of Mountain Dew, I think we should have packed more."
"I guess so."
"Do you think spiders dream?"
"Oh look, a cave!" Pewdiepie rushed away from Luna's monotonous ramblings to enter the cave. It was very dark, and Pewdiepie was fairly sure that every single spider in Equestria lived there, and had just crawled into his mouth.
Spitting the offending arachnids out, Pewdie lit his horn. There, in front of him, was an old stallion.
"AH! Who da fuk are you?"
The old stallion didn't answer, and instead levitated an old sword to the gamer.
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
"Pewdie, what are you- OHMYGOSHLEGENDOFZELDAREFERENCE!" Luna passed out from ecstasy.
Pewdie sighed, and took the sword. "Thanks, old guy. Here, can you help me get her out of here? She's kinda fat."