Pewdiepie in Equestria: Chapter 5

AUTHOR'S NOTE
We've recently received a complaint about how random we are. Well, we're sorry. Have a duck.
Duck: Meow.

Pewdiepie sat in the clearing where the old stallion had moved the Princess of the Night. Sitting by the campfire he had made, he noticed there was no moon.

"Oh crap, that's right, Luna told me she rose the moon."

That's not the only thing she raises, giggetty.

"Shat ahp, perverted thoughts."

Pewdiepie looked up at the moonless sky.

"Whell, it cahn't be THAT hard to raise the moon." Focusing all of his energy and might into raising the celestial body, slowly, the moon began to rise.

"Hey! I did it!"

Then, the moon came crashing down. Pewdiepie heard things break.

"Fahk."

Luna slowly opened her eyes. "Huh? Link? Is that you? Why are you rubbing my wings?"

Pewdiepie gave Luna an odd look as she awoke. Looking around, the midnight blue alicorn princess began to blush. "Um... anything I might have said while I was asleep doesn't convaay any messages into real life, ok?"

"Um, somebody broke the moon," Pewdiepie said, and Luna growled.

"Damn it, I bet it was Tia. She can't resist messing with my stuff."

Pewdiepie was going to point out a consistency error there, but decided not to.

"So, uhm, anyway, are we gonna, like, keep adventuring?"

"Hold on, let me fix the moon." Luna grabbed some duct tape and left for about seventeen minutes and thirty seconds, not like Pewdiepie was counting or anything.

"Anyway, let us be on with our quest!"

So, the two set off to parts unknown.

"Hey, wait, we've been here before!" The two adventures were standing in front of Sugarcube corner.

"AH DOHN'T CAHRE!" Luna shouted, then fell to the ground laughing.

"That's only funny when I do that, shut up Luna."

Pinkie Pie jumped out of the top window and tackled Pewdiepie.

"Oh hi, Pewdiepie! Hey, that rhymed! Anyway, what brings you here? Ooh! Is it cake? I love cake! Let me go make you some cake! But first, I'll need to-"

"Pinkie Pie! Get offa me!"

Pinkie Pie launched herself off of Pewdiepie. "Jesus, that pony..." Pewdiepie looked at Luna, who shrugged.

"Ok, I know there are some old ruins in the Everfree forest, that's where the old palace used to be."

The two trotted off, once again not noticing the grey pegasus who sinisterly munching a muffin. "Soon... very soon..."

Upon reaching the ruins, the two ponies were confronted by a barrel.

"FAHKING BARRELS!" Luna, who wanted to make a good impression on Pewdie, kicked the barrel where it fell into its side, and began to glow.

"Oh wait, that's not right..."

The barrel mutated and transformed into a giant monster with a smiley face mask upon its face.

"Good going, Luna, now we're fucked."

"Whoops. Sorry."

The two ran screaming back towards Ponyville.

"AH TOLD YOU TO STAHY AWAY FROM DAH BARRELS!"

"I TOLD THOU MY APOLOGIES!"

The two ran in a full circle and ended up back in the Old Palace Basement. Pewdiepie and Luna fell to the ground, gasping.

"Well, we're safe for now." Pewdie saw something gold catch his eye.

"STEPHANO!"

"Hello, Pewdie," Stephano said. Pewdie levitated the gold statuette over to him and hugged it.

"Luna! It's Stephano!" Luna squeed in delight.

"It is Stephano!"

"Hello there, Luna," Stephano said in his sexy accent.

Pewdiepie smiled. "Everything's all good now." Then, he felt a cold claw land on his sholder.

"Hey there, Sugar Tits!"